Darth Vader’s Dentist Visit
Darth Vader went to the dentist for a checkup. The dentist asked, “Lord Vader, how often do you floss?”
Vader replied, “Flossing is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
The dentist sighed, “Well, the Force isn’t going to remove all that plaque.”
Vader wheezed, “You have failed me for the last time.”
The dentist chuckled nervously, “Please don’t choke me—I’ll just schedule a cleaning!”
