The Social Media Addict
A man is standing at the pearly gates, and St. Peter says, “Before you enter, I need to check your social media activity.”
The man confidently hands over his phone. St. Peter scrolls and frowns.
“All these posts… you only liked photos of sunsets, food, and dogs?”
The man shrugs, “What’s wrong with that?”
St. Peter replies, “Nothing, but you’re going to the ‘basic afterlife.’ No Wi-Fi, no coffee.”
