The Smart Bird
A parrot is sitting on a perch in a pet store. A customer walks up and asks, “What’s so special about this bird?”
The pet store clerk says, “This parrot can speak five languages.”
The customer is impressed and says, “Really? That’s amazing! Can you show me?”
The clerk looks at the parrot and says, “Well, he doesn’t like to show off, but you can ask him anything.”
The customer turns to the parrot and asks, “What languages do you speak?”
The parrot looks at him and replies, “English. Spanish. French. Italian. And sarcasm.”
