The Talking Parrot
A man buys a parrot from a pet shop. The shopkeeper warns him, “Be careful with that bird. It has a very bad attitude.”
The man ignores the warning and buys the bird anyway.
When he gets home, he puts the parrot in its cage and says, “Hello, birdie.”
The parrot replies, “Who are you calling a bird, idiot?”
The man is shocked but shrugs it off.
The next day, the man tries again, “How’s my little friend doing today?”
The parrot snaps back, “Don’t talk to me, you loser.”
The man, now frustrated, warns the bird, “You’d better stop or you’ll be in trouble.”
The parrot, with a smirk, says, “Oh, yeah? What are you going to do about it?”
Finally, the man has had enough and locks the bird in the freezer for a minute.
He lets the bird out, and the parrot, now shivering, says, “I’m sorry, I won’t ever insult you again! But tell me… what did
the chicken do?”
