The Duck at the Store
A duck walks into a store and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The cashier replies, “No, we don’t sell grapes.”
The next day, the duck walks in again and asks, “Got any grapes?”
The cashier, annoyed, says, “I told you, we don’t sell grapes. If you come back again asking for grapes, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!”
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?”
The cashier says, “No.”
The duck grins. “Good. Got any grapes?”
