The Magic Slide
Three friends discover a magic slide in the middle of the woods. A sign reads: “Whatever you shout as you slide, you’ll land in.”
The first friend slides down and yells, “Money!” and lands in a pile of cash.
The second shouts, “Diamonds!” and lands in a mountain of jewels.
The third trips at the top of the slide and screams, “Oh no!”
A vampire walks into a dentist’s office and says,
“My fangs have been hurting a lot lately.”
The dentist examines him and says, “You’ve got cavities from all the blood you’ve been drinking.”
