The Witch’s Ride
A witch walks into a car dealership and says, “I need a new broom. This one’s losing its spark.”
The salesman nods and shows her the latest models. He says,
“This one has Wi-Fi, GPS, and even a spell booster for long flights!”
The witch frowns and says, “I just want something that sweeps fast and doesn’t make me look like I’m flying economy!”
