The Haunted Hotel
A man checks into a hotel and is warned by the receptionist:
“We have a ghost in Room 13. Guests have heard strange noises, but don’t worry—it’s harmless.”
Curious, the man asks for Room 13. At midnight, he hears:
“I’m going to eat you! I’m going to eat you!”
Terrified, he grabs a chair and charges into the closet, only to find a tiny boy sitting inside, eating candy.
The boy looks up and says, “See? I told you—I’m going to eat you!”
