The Deal with the Devil
A man meets the devil, who offers him a deal: “I’ll make you the richest person in the world, but you’ll lose your soul.”
The man thinks and asks, “What’s the catch?”
The devil raises an eyebrow. “You clearly didn’t read the terms and conditions.”
A survival expert tells a group, “Always carry a first-aid kit and a knife when hiking.”
Someone asks, “What’s the knife for?”
The expert replies, “If you’re out of food, you can convince the slowest member of the group to share theirs.”