The Dirty Underwear Dad
“You know,” Dad says to his son, “there’s nothing quite like a fresh pair of underwear after a long day of hard work.”
“Dad, that’s disgusting,” his son responds.
“What?” says Dad, “I’m just talking about what happens when you get caught in the ‘dirty’ business of laundry day!”
A dad who works in construction says to his daughter, “I laid bricks all day and now I’m feeling… ‘mortared’!”
She groans, “Dad, you’ve been watching too many puns on YouTube.”
“You’re just jealous you didn’t learn to lay ’em!” he retorts.
