The Dog and the Cat at the Coffee Shop
A dog and a cat walk into a coffee shop. The dog excitedly barks, “I’ll have a double shot of espresso, please. I’ve got a busy day of fetching and barking ahead!”
The cat, lounging nonchalantly on the counter, says, “I’ll have a cup of warm milk with a side of tuna. You know, something simple to complement my luxurious life.”
The dog’s tail wags furiously as he takes his espresso and runs around the coffee shop, jumping and barking at everyone, while the cat sips his milk calmly.
The dog looks at the cat and asks, “How do you stay so relaxed all the time?”
The cat responds, “It’s easy. I’ve mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing and looking fabulous while doing it.”
The dog looks puzzled. “But don’t you want to run around like me?”
The cat smiles. “I may not be running around, but I’m always in control, my friend. I’ve perfected the fine art of doing nothing while still looking like I’m doing everything.”
