The Elephant’s New Job
An elephant decides he’s tired of the jungle life and wants to try something new. He applies for a job as a secretary at a law firm, thinking it’ll be a nice change. On his first day, the boss gives him a desk and says, “I need you to organize the files.”
The elephant looks at the mountain of papers and says, “No problem, I’ve got this.”
An hour later, the boss comes back and finds the elephant sitting on the papers, happily munching on some leaves. “What are you doing?” the boss asks, surprised.
The elephant looks up and says, “Well, I thought these were just big leaves, and I was going to eat them, but then I realized they’re legal documents.”
The boss sighs and says, “We can’t have an elephant eating the law!”
The elephant nods, his ears flapping. “I guess I’ll just go back to the jungle then.”
“Yeah,” the boss says, “maybe stick to your trunk instead of paperwork next time.”
