The Parrot and the Pirate
A pirate and his parrot are sitting on the deck of their ship when the pirate turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve got a question for you, bird. Why do you always talk so much?”
The parrot cocks its head and replies, “Well, Captain, it’s because I’ve got a lot to say. It’s a big world out there, and I’ve seen some things. You, on the other hand, just sit around looking grumpy all day. Isn’t that a little boring?”
The pirate grumbles, “I’m a pirate, I’m supposed to be grumpy. But you never stop talking! It’s like a never-ending monologue.”
The parrot laughs. “I can’t help it! I’m just trying to keep the crew entertained. You’d be surprised at how much gossip I hear when I’m flying around.”
The pirate grins, “Well, as long as you’re keeping the crew happy, I suppose I can tolerate your rambling.”
The parrot nods, “That’s what I do best, Captain. Keeping everyone talking… and keeping you from getting too lonely.”
