The Lost Keys
The Lost Keys

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The Lost Keys

A woman spends hours searching for her car keys, checking every room in the house. Frustrated, she sits on the couch and thinks, “Where could they be?”
She looks down and realizes they were in her hand the whole time. She sighs, stands up, and drives to work.
An alien applies for a job at a tech company. During the interview, the manager asks, “Why should we hire you?”
The alien says, “Because I’m from another planet and have advanced knowledge of the universe.”
The manager responds, “Cool. Do you know JavaScript?”
The alien says, “No.”
The manager thanks them for their time and moves on to the next candidate.

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