The Talking Dog
A man walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk and offers to prove it. The bartender, unimpressed, agrees to hear it out.
Man: “What’s on top of a house?”
Dog: “Roof!”
Bartender: “That’s a bark. Not talking.”
Man: “Okay, what’s a tree’s covering called?”
Dog: “Bark!”
Bartender, annoyed, kicks them out.
On the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “Do you think I should’ve said shingles instead?”
