Posts by Stupid Panda

The Witch’s New Broom A witch gets a brand-new high-tech broom for Halloween. It’s got a navigation system, turbo mode, and even an app for remote control. Excited, she tries…

The Werewolf’s Barber Visit A werewolf walks into a barbershop just before the full moon and says, "Quick! I need a haircut before things get hairy." The barber chuckles and…

The Ghost’s Comedy Show A ghost decides to become a stand-up comedian. At his first show, he says, "Why did the ghost refuse to go to the party? Because he…

The Haunted Car A man buys a used car at a great price, but the dealer warns him, "Just so you know, this car is haunted." The man laughs it…

The Ghost’s Workout A ghost decides to get in shape, so he joins a gym. The trainer says, "You need to work on strength and endurance. Let’s start with some…

The Witch’s Dinner Party A witch invites her friends over for dinner and serves soup. One guest takes a sip and says, "This tastes magical! What’s in it?" The witch…

The Skeleton’s Big Date A skeleton walks into a restaurant and sits down for dinner with his date. The waiter asks, "Would you like soup or salad?" The skeleton thinks…

The Talking Pumpkin A man buys a pumpkin for Halloween and carves it with a scary face. That night, he hears a voice saying, "Let me out! Let me out!"…