Posts by Stupid Panda

The Cowboy and the Dog A dad walks into a bar with his trusty dog by his side. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender notices something odd:…

The Inheritance Letter A dad gathers his three sons together and hands each of them an envelope, saying, “Inside these envelopes is your inheritance. Use it wisely.” The first son…

The Farmer’s Prize Pig A dad takes his kids to visit a farm. The farmer proudly shows them his prize pig, which is wearing a little wooden leg. The son…

The Speeding Ticket A dad is driving his family home from vacation when he gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were…

The Fishing Bet A dad and his friend go fishing with their kids. The dad casts his line and immediately catches a huge fish. He turns to his friend and…

The Escalator Dilemma A dad and his son are at the mall when they see an escalator for the first time. The son looks at it in awe and asks,…

The Forgetful Fisherman Two guys go fishing every Saturday, and one of them always has a terrible memory. One day, the forgetful fisherman catches a huge fish and says, "We…

The Talking Parrot A guy buys a parrot that used to live on a pirate ship. When he gets home, the parrot constantly swears and makes pirate jokes. The man…

The Penguin Encounter A man’s driving down the highway when he sees a penguin standing by the side of the road. He pulls over, picks up the penguin, and takes…

The Fish with a Dream A guy walks into a pet store and sees a fish with a sign that says, "I can speak." He’s skeptical but decides to ask…