Posts by Stupid Panda

The Overly Honest Dog A dad takes his dog for a walk in the park. As they’re walking, the dad says, “You know, you’re lucky you don’t have to work.…

The Computer Trouble A dad calls tech support and says, “I can’t get my computer to work! It keeps freezing up!” The tech support agent asks, “Did you try restarting…

 The Birthday Cake A dad is baking a birthday cake for his daughter. He mixes the ingredients, pours them into the pan, and puts it in the oven. When the…

 The Fish Tank A dad tells his family, “I just got a fish tank for the living room. It’s going to be great!” His son asks, "How big is it?"…

The Library Mishap A dad walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and says, "I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke." The librarian looks at him and says, "Sir,…

 The Dad's New Diet A dad tells his son, "Son, I’ve decided to start a new diet today. I’m going to cut out all carbs and sugar!" The son says,…

The Dad's DIY Project A dad decides he’s going to fix the leaky faucet in the kitchen. He’s watched countless YouTube videos and is feeling confident. After an hour of…

The Problem with Dad Jokes A dad is sitting at the dinner table with his son, and after a long pause, the dad says, “You know, son, I’ve been thinking…

 The Dad’s Job Interview A dad is sitting in the waiting room of an office building for a job interview. His phone rings, and he picks up, saying, “Hello, this…