The Best Burger Debate
A man walks into a burger joint and sees a sign that reads: “Best Burger in Town!” Excited, he walks up to the counter and says to the cashier, “I’ll have one of those best burgers!”
The cashier smiles and says, “Good choice! But I have to warn you, we’re not the best burger in town for nothing. It’s a whole experience.”
Intrigued, the man sits down, eagerly waiting for his burger. When it finally arrives, it’s a massive tower of ingredients, and he can barely fit it in his mouth. He takes a big bite… and immediately starts coughing and waving his hands.
The cashier walks over with a concerned look. “Is everything alright with the best burger?”
The man wipes his mouth and says, “This is the best burger if your idea of the best burger is something that could potentially feed a small family, give you heartburn, and require three napkins!”
The cashier laughs and says, “Well, the best part is when you finish it. You feel like a champion… or a newly crowned competitive eater.”
