The Fortune Cookie Forecast
A man goes to a Chinese restaurant and gets a fortune cookie at the end of his meal. He opens it and reads: “Your best days are ahead of you.”
He chuckles, thinking it’s a typical fortune, but then he notices a little extra note that says, “No pressure, but you should probably do something big today. We’re rooting for you.”
Confused, he looks around the restaurant and asks the waiter, “What’s going on? Is this cookie predicting something special for me today?”
The waiter shrugs and says, “It’s a new marketing strategy. We’re trying to make people feel like they can conquer the world… or at least finish their lunch without regret.”
