The Rabbit and the Bar
A rabbit hops into a bar and orders a salad. The bartender, amused, serves him. The next day, the rabbit comes back and orders a sandwich. Again, the bartender serves him.
On the third day, the rabbit orders a carrot smoothie but suddenly collapses after drinking it.
The bartender panics and says, “What happened?”
The rabbit gasps, “Mixing my greens… with my proteins… was a hare-ible idea.”
