The Birthday Shopping Surprise
A woman is shopping for her husband’s birthday present, and she’s decided to buy him something special: a fancy new watch. She spends the entire day picking out the perfect one and wraps it up beautifully. On the day of his birthday, she presents the gift with a big smile.
He opens it, looks at the watch, and says, “Oh wow, this is great! But, uh, I actually got myself a new watch last week.”
She stares at him, blinking. “Wait, so… do you not like it?”
“No, no, it’s not that,” he replies. “I just didn’t want to be rude about the fact that I already got my gift.”
Confused, she says, “Okay, so what did you get yourself?”
“A new phone,” he replies, holding up the phone he’d been hiding behind his back.
“Well, at least you’ll never miss a minute of your new watch or your phone calls!”
