Jokes

The Social Media Addict A man is standing at the pearly gates, and St. Peter says, "Before you enter, I need to check your social media activity." The man confidently…

The Hungry Ghost A group of campers is telling ghost stories around a fire. One camper says, "They say there’s a ghost in these woods that eats anyone who gets…

The Genie’s Wish A man finds a lamp and rubs it, releasing a genie. The genie says, "You get one wish. Choose wisely." The man says, "I wish for world…

The Reading Test A teacher asks her class, "What’s the saddest story you’ve ever read?" A little boy raises his hand and says, "The story of my uncle." The teacher,…

The Doctor's Note A man visits his doctor for a routine check-up. The doctor frowns at the test results and says, "I have good news and bad news." The man,…

The Unlucky Coin Toss Two friends are standing on a cliff edge. One pulls out a coin and says, "Heads, we jump. Tails, we wait until tomorrow." The other nervously…

Dinner Plans A skeleton walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, startled but polite, asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton replies, "A burger, medium rare, and……

The Therapist and the Clown A clown goes to a therapist. The therapist asks, "Why are you here today?" The clown replies, "Nobody takes me seriously." The therapist nods and…

The Last Will A man was reading his father’s will after he passed away. It read: "To my son, I leave my watch. It has been in our family for…

The Job Interview During a job interview, the HR manager asked the applicant: "What’s your greatest strength?" The applicant smiled and said, "I’m very decisive." The manager replied, "Great! And…