Jokes

The Ewok’s First Date An Ewok went on his first date with a girl from Endor. He nervously asked, “Do you think I’m too short?” She replied, “You’re just the…

Obi-Wan's Driving Lessons Luke asked Obi-Wan for driving lessons on Tatooine. As they hit the sand dunes, Obi-Wan kept saying, “Use the Force, Luke.” Frustrated, Luke yelled, “I’m trying, but…

Leia’s Therapy Session Leia went to therapy to talk about her feelings. “Doctor, my family is a mess. My father was a Sith Lord, my brother talks to ghosts, and…

Darth Vader’s Dentist Visit Darth Vader went to the dentist for a checkup. The dentist asked, “Lord Vader, how often do you floss?” Vader replied, “Flossing is insignificant next to…

C-3PO’s Stand-Up Comedy Night C-3PO decided to try stand-up comedy at Mos Eisley Cantina. He started with, “What did the protocol droid say to the astromech?” The crowd groaned. C-3PO…

The Jedi Council’s Group Chat The Jedi Council started a group chat. Obi-Wan texted, “Anakin, stop texting Padmé during meetings!” Yoda replied, “Distracted, he is. His downfall, it will be.”…

C-3PO’s First Date C-3PO decided to try online dating and finally found a match with another protocol droid. When they met, the other droid asked, “What do you do for…

Luke and the Starfighter Upgrade Luke Skywalker walked into a mechanic shop on Tatooine. “Hey, can you upgrade my X-Wing?” he asked. The mechanic laughed and said, “I could, but…

Chewbacca’s Language Lessons Chewbacca decided he wanted to expand his horizons and learn English. After weeks of practice, Han Solo asked him, “Chewie, how’s the English coming along?” Chewbacca replied,…

Darth Vader's Dilemma Why did Darth Vader decide to open a bakery? He realized that ruling the galaxy was too stressful and wanted to "bake peace" instead of waging war.…