Jokes

The Laziest Chef Dad: "I made dinner tonight!" Kid: "Really? What did you make?" Dad: "Well, I thought about making spaghetti, but then I got lazy." Kid: "Uh-oh, what did…

The Superpower Debate Dad: "You know, I’ve been thinking about superpowers lately." Kid: "What about them?" Dad: "If I could have one, I’d want the power to never get tired."…

The Runaway Cactus Dad: "I was at a plant store earlier today and saw something unbelievable." Kid: "What was it?" Dad: "I saw a cactus." Kid: "That’s not unbelievable, Dad."…

The Haunted House Mystery Dad: "We visited a haunted house last night." Kid: "Wow, that sounds spooky! What happened?" Dad: "I went up to the attic, and the first thing…

The Never-Ending Lightbulb Dad: "So, I tried to change a lightbulb today." Kid: "That sounds easy enough. Did you get it done?" Dad: "Well, I was halfway through when I…

The Pizza Delivery Conundrum Dad: "So, I ordered pizza last night, and it came with the strangest delivery note." Kid: "What did it say?" Dad: "It said, 'Your pizza is…

The Beach Day Fiasco Dad: "I took the family to the beach yesterday." Kid: "Oh, that sounds fun! What did you do?" Dad: "Well, I was walking along the shore…

The Best Magic Trick Ever Dad: "You know, I learned a magic trick today!" Kid: "Really? What’s the trick?" Dad: "I made a pencil disappear." Kid: "Wow, that sounds impressive!"…

The Grocery Store Dilemma Dad: "So, I was in the grocery store the other day, and I saw the funniest thing!" Kid: "What was it?" Dad: "I saw a bottle…

The Unforgettable Trip to the Zoo Dad: "You know, I took my kids to the zoo the other day." Kid: "Really? What did you see?" Dad: "We saw a giraffe.…