The Chicken’s Midlife Crisis
A middle-aged chicken looked at itself in the reflection of a pond and thought, “What have I been doing with my life?” After years of laying eggs, pecking around the farm, and crossing roads, it felt something was missing. So, the chicken decided to buy a sports car—a shiny red convertible. It zoomed around the farm, feathers flying in the wind, and everyone stared in disbelief. The rooster, seeing the chicken’s new lifestyle, said, “You know, you might want to slow down; you’ve got a lot of eggs to lay.” The chicken shrugged, “I’m living life in the fast lane now. No more clucking around!”
