Christmas Lights Disaster
I tried to help my dad put up Christmas lights.
He handed me a tangled ball of lights and said, “This will only take a minute.”
An hour later, we had unraveled about 10 feet.
I asked, “Are we almost done?”
He said, “Done? We haven’t even started! This is just the test strand!”
One Christmas Eve, I left out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Santa.
In the morning, the cookies were gone, but the milk was still there.
I asked my daughter, “Why didn’t Santa drink the milk?”
She said, “Because you bought almond milk, Dad. Even Santa knows almonds don’t have udders.”
