Elf Therapy
An elf went to therapy because he was feeling low.
The therapist asked, “What’s wrong?”
The elf sighed and said, “I feel like I’m just not present in the workshop anymore. I’m wrapping things up without joy.”
The therapist smiled and said, “Sounds like you’ve got a case of tinselitis! Don’t worry, a little holiday cheer will cure that.”
Why did Rudolph fail his driving test?
He made a sleigh attempt, but he kept missing the stop signs because they were too deer to him.
When the instructor asked, “Didn’t you see the red light?”
Rudolph replied, “I thought I was the red light!”
