Elf’s Performance Review
An elf was called into Santa’s office for a performance review.
Santa said, “You’ve been great, but you’ve been a bit behind on your toy quotas.”
The elf replied, “I’m sorry, Santa. It’s just that I’ve been feeling a little shelf-conscious lately.”
Santa said, “Well, don’t worry. You’re one of my top shelf employees!”
A snowman applied for a job at the North Pole factory.
The manager asked, “Do you have any special skills?”
The snowman replied, “I’m great at frosting cupcakes, chilling with customers, and I never take a meltdown under pressure.”
The manager said, “Impressive! But we need someone with more warmth.”