Reindeer Troubles
Dasher and Dancer were arguing about who was the fastest reindeer.
Dasher said, “I’ve always led the sleigh team!”
Dancer replied, “Yeah, but I have moves!”
Santa walked in and said, “Stop fighting! I know who’s the fastest.”
Both reindeer leaned in eagerly.
Santa smiled and said, “Amazon Prime.
I asked my daughter, “Why didn’t Santa drink the milk?”
She said, “Because you bought almond milk, Dad. Even Santa knows almonds don’t have udders.”
