Santa’s Job Application
Did you hear about the time Santa applied for a second job?
The interviewer asked, “What are your skills?”
Santa said, “I’m great at wrapping things up, sliding into tight deadlines, and delivering results overnight.”
The interviewer replied, “Well, we’re looking for a lawyer, not a sleigh driver.”
Santa said, “Oh, sorry! I thought you were asking for clause expertise.”
Why did Rudolph fail his driving test?
He made a sleigh attempt, but he kept missing the stop signs because they were too deer to him.
