Santa’s New Year’s Resolution
Santa decided he needed to lose some weight after Christmas.
He joined a gym and started working out with an elf personal trainer.
The trainer asked, “What’s your goal?”
Santa replied, “I need to go from jolly to joggy.”
The trainer said, “Well, Santa, no sleighing allowed in here! Time to hit the treadmill.”
I tried to wrap my kids’ presents this year.
The first gift looked like a perfect rectangle… until I wrapped it.
Then it looked like a crumpled ball of disappointment.
My wife asked, “What happened?”
