The Cow and the Internet
A farmer’s cow, Bessie, was always curious about new things. One day, she overheard the farmer talking about how much time he spends online. She was intrigued and wondered what all the fuss was about.
Bessie trotted into the house, walked up to the computer, and tried to turn it on. The farmer’s dog, who was used to being the one with all the tech knowledge, saw Bessie and said, “What are you doing, Bessie? You can’t use a computer!”
Bessie, unfazed, responded, “Why not? I’ve heard of cows browsing the web before!”
The dog shook his head, “You’re not tech-savvy enough.”
But Bessie, determined, clicked the mouse. Before long, she was browsing social media and posting selfies of herself with the caption, “Just cow-ming to say I’m having a great day! #MooTivation.”
The dog looked at her in disbelief, “I guess I underestimated you. You’re definitely the top cow in tech now!”
