The Cow and the Musician
One day, a musician came across a cow playing a guitar in the barn. He was stunned. “Wow, I’ve never seen a cow play music before!”
The cow looked up and said, “Well, I guess I have a lot of time on my hooves. I’m practicing for the barnyard talent show next week!”
The musician, intrigued, asked, “What kind of music do you play?”
The cow replied, “Mostly moo-sic… but I also do some jazz and a little country. I like to think I have a versatile sound.”
The musician laughed and asked, “Do you have a band?”
The cow said, “Of course! I’ve got a pig on drums, a chicken on bass, and a horse on keys. We’re called the Farmyard Funksters!”
The musician, still amazed, said, “You should take this act to the city! You’ve got talent!”
The cow smiled, “Nah, I’m more of a local moo-sician. I like keeping it in the farm. But thanks for the support!”
