The Cow Who Wanted to Be a Detective
The Cow Who Wanted to Be a Detective

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The Cow Who Wanted to Be a Detective

There was a cow named Clover who dreamed of becoming a detective. One day, she decided to take the plunge and start her own detective agency. She hung up a sign on the barn that said, “Clover’s Cow-Detective Agency – No Case Too Big or Small!”
Her first case came when Farmer Joe’s prized carrot crop went missing. Clover was excited. She sniffed around the field and said, “This looks suspicious… I believe we have an udder mystery on our hands.”
She trotted around, interrogating other animals. The chicken clucked nervously, the pig was too busy rolling in the mud, and the sheep just baa-ed in confusion. Finally, Clover stood still, thinking.
With a sudden burst of insight, she yelled, “I’ve got it! The carrots were stolen by someone who can reach the high fence! The mystery is solved!”
Farmer Joe, impressed, said, “You’re right, Clover! How did you figure that out?”
Clover replied, “Simple. I’ve been watching this field for weeks. It was stealthy like a ninja. But not ninja enough for me!”

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