The Mismatched Date
I once went on a date with someone who was obsessed with astrology. After ordering our drinks, she pulled out her phone and said, “I need to look up your birth chart to see if we’re compatible.”
I said, “I’m actually a Pisces, but I’m really not into the whole horoscope thing.”
She stared at me for a solid 10 seconds and said, “That explains a lot… about your energy.”
I smiled awkwardly, not knowing if I was supposed to be flattered or offended. Then she continued, “Do you know how many people with Pisces moons end up alone?”
I couldn’t tell if she was trying to comfort me or make me cry, so I just took a sip of my drink and nodded in agreement. The date ended early… but I guess the stars weren’t aligned.
