The Unwanted Advice Giver
A guy is sitting at a coffee shop when he overhears a couple talking about their relationship troubles. Without missing a beat, he decides to offer unsolicited advice. He turns to them and says, “You know, I’ve been through a lot of relationships, and let me tell you, the secret to a happy one is always ‘communication.’” The couple looks at him, startled, but he continues, “You just have to be open with each other, share everything, and don’t hold back. Like, even if it’s the most awkward stuff, just put it out there. Trust me, it works!” The couple exchanges a glance, then the man slowly says, “Thanks, but we’re just here for coffee.” The guy pauses, then nods, “Right, right. Just thought I’d share.” He sips his coffee, embarrassed, but convinced he’s still made a difference.