The Campfire Pun
While camping, a dad is roasting marshmallows with his kids. He holds one over the fire until it’s completely burnt. “This marshmallow,” he declares, “is just like me.”
His daughter asks, “Why? Because you’re toast?”
The dad shakes his head. “Nope. Because I’m on fire with these jokes!”
The family collectively groans as he continues, “And don’t worry, I’m s’more where that came from.”
A dad walks into the living room and sees the thermostat set at 72°F. He gasps and says, “Who touched the thermostat?!”
The kids look at him innocently and ask, “Why? What’s wrong with 72?”
