The Couch Conundrum
A dad walks into the living room, where his kids are sitting on the couch. He looks at them and says, “Hey, did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?”
The kids, alarmed, shout, “What?! No! What happened?”
The dad smirks and says, “Oh, don’t worry. He woke up.”
Cue the kids groaning as the dad walks away, muttering, “Classic.”
