The Dad and the Car Wash
A dad takes his family to a car wash. As the car gets covered in soap, he turns around dramatically and says, “Looks like the car is in a bit of a… sticky situation.”
His daughter shakes her head. “Dad, soap isn’t sticky.”
The dad nods. “Exactly! That’s why it’s going to get us out of this mess.”
The dad, holding back mock tears, says, “I just wanted to save some money, but I guess we’re living the high life now!”
The kids laugh, and the dad adds, “It’s fine. I’ll just eat ramen noodles for the next month to balance it out.”