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The Fish with a Dream

A guy walks into a pet store and sees a fish with a sign that says, “I can speak.” He’s skeptical but decides to ask the fish a question.
“So,” he says to the fish, “what’s your goal in life?”
The fish replies, “I want to be a stand-up comedian.”
The guy laughs, “Really? Do you even have any good jokes?”
The fish puffs up with pride and says, “Of course! Here’s one: Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!”
The man groans and says, “I think you should stick to swimming.”
The fish winks and says, “Well, I guess you could say I’m fishing for compliments.”