The Speeding Ticket
A dad is driving his family home from vacation when he gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
The dad says, “No, but if I was speeding, it’s because I was trying to get my kids to stop arguing in the backseat.”
The officer looks in the car and sees two kids shouting at each other. He nods and says, “Consider this a warning… but only because you’ve already been punished enough.”
