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The Talking Parrot

A guy buys a parrot that used to live on a pirate ship. When he gets home, the parrot constantly swears and makes pirate jokes. The man tries everything to get the parrot to stop, but nothing works.
In desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When he takes the parrot out, it’s shivering and completely silent. The man asks, “Do you have anything to say now?”
The parrot, wide-eyed, whispers, “I’ll be good… just one question… what did the chicken do?”