Friends and Bad Luck
“Three friends are sitting in a bar, each complaining about how unlucky they are.
The first friend says, “My car broke down yesterday, and the repair bill wiped out my savings.”
The second friend says, “That’s nothing. My house flooded, and insurance won’t cover it.”
The third friend laughs and says, “I’ve got you both beat. I have to listen to you guys complain about your lives every week!”
The first friend says, “Yeah, we’re all cursed. So, same time next week?”
They raise their glasses and say, “To our unlucky lives!””
