Lawyers and Honesty
“A lawyer finds himself in heaven by mistake.
He approaches Saint Peter and says, ‘I think there’s been a mix-up. I’m a lawyer; I’m not supposed to be here.’
Saint Peter checks his book and replies, ‘It says here you lived to be 150. Very impressive!’
The lawyer looks confused, ‘150? I’m only 50 years old!’
Saint Peter frowns, ‘Oh, I must have read the hours you billed.’”
