Dark Humor Jokes | Relationships | Stupid-Panda.Com

“A husband and wife are at a marriage counselor.”
The counselor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”
The wife says, “He never pays any attention to me. It’s like I don’t exist. All he does is watch TV.”
The counselor asks the husband, “Why do you ignore your wife?”
The husband says, “I thought that’s what she wanted. When I talk, she just stares at her phone.”
The wife scoffs, “That’s because I have to search Google to understand the nonsense you’re talking about!”
The counselor leans back and says, “In my professional opinion, you two are made for each other… and should definitely stay together—so no one else has to put up with you.”