The Afterlife Resumé
“One day, a man died and found himself in the afterlife. He was greeted by a receptionist who handed him a form. ‘Please fill out this resumé for your afterlife position,’ she said. He glanced at the paper, which asked for skills, work experience, and references. He sighed and filled it out: Skills: Complaining, procrastination, bad decisions; Work Experience: 35 years as a couch potato; References: My mother, who’s already here.‘ The receptionist looked at the form and said, ‘Well, you seem perfect for the job.’ ‘Wait, what job?’ the man asked. The receptionist smiled. ‘You’re going to be a ghost… haunting your family forever. You’ll be great at it.'”
