The Family Reunion
“At a family reunion, my cousin, who’s been known for his dark humor, stood up and raised a glass. He said, ‘Cheers to family! You know, it’s amazing how blood is thicker than water, especially when it’s the blood of a ghost. Just like Uncle Dave. He haunts our family gatherings, complaining about how no one ever sends him birthday cards. But hey, at least he’s still part of the family.’ The room fell silent, and I whispered, ‘He passed away ten years ago, didn’t he?’ My cousin smirked and replied, ‘Well, that’s just his spirit—always around, never saying much but still making his presence felt. Just like this family… we may be stuck with each other, but at least we can make fun of it.'”
These long dark humor jokes mix wit with a bit of the macabre. Let me know if you’d like more or if there’s a specific type of dark humor you’re after!
