The Genie’s Wish
A man stumbles upon a magic lamp, gives it a rub, and out pops a genie. The genie says, “I’ll grant you one wish. Make it count.”
The man, a little mischievous, says, “I want to live forever.”
The genie shakes his head. “I can’t do that. Pick something else.”
So the man thinks and says, “Fine. I want to live until everyone stops talking about politics.”
The genie grins and says, “Clever. Looks like you got your wish after all.”
