The Haunted House
A couple buys a house at an incredibly low price. When they move in, the neighbor warns them, “The house is haunted!”
The husband laughs and says, “Haunted? By what? Ghosts?”
The neighbor shrugs. “Nope, by the people who couldn’t afford the mortgage.”
A man visits a graveyard and notices a tombstone that says,
“Here lies an honest man and a great lawyer.”
He mutters, “Wow, they buried two people in one grave.”
